Di depanku lesbian, di belakangku gay

Hari Ahad, ketika sedang bersarapan bersama si Filipino and the german, tiba-tiba kami ternampak a guy which is our neighbour seperti tak tentu hala kejap ditepi rumah kami meninjau rumah senior resident, sekejap duduk di bangku depan rumah kami. Lantas si german keluar rumah bertanyakan dia. Rupa-rupanya kuncinya tertinggal di dalam rumah. Kebetulan pula malam sebelumnya dia keluar clubbing la kot. Sedang dia lepak di luar dan menelefon seseorang, tetiba ada sekumpulan lelaki merampas telefon dan walletnya. Maka, dia tidak dapat menghubungi sesiapa untuk meminta bantuan dan dia pun balik ke rumah, tapi hanya tidur di dalam kereta. Agaknya tak mau ganggu housemate yand dah nyenyak tidurlah tu. Kenapa dia tak tentu arah???? Owh bak kata si german agaknya masih hangover....owh..patutlah kena rampok ketika mabuk. This guy is a gay. Mana I tau? suatu malam ketika bulan Ramadhan I ternampak dia kissing his boyfriend di depan pintu rumahnya...cheeet mengurangkan pahala puasa je kan. And later ke-gay-annya di confirmkan oleh si german last month..........

Ketika kami terpandang-pandang dan tertoleh-toleh melihat si gay yang macam kebingungan itu, Si American pun turun dan tertanya-tanya. Tiba-tiba aku rasa..it's so funny to know that the lesbian just in front of me while the gay just behind me. Ingat tak dulu I suspected that she is lesbian when I saw her holding hand with her Aussie girlfriend. And yup her s&*#### interest was confirmed by the german last month. We ended up discussing who is the 'woman', who is the 'guy' ;) since both of them are just like tomboy but sometimes they put on eyeliner or blusher heheheh. The german said that the american seems more dominant. At that time we realized that she sometimes had loud music in her room whenever her girlfriend paid a visit....;)

Oh! I don't think I can say her girlfriend as visitor anymore, I should say her girlfriend become part of resident too. She comes to our house almost every evening preparing dinner with the American since July. It was so irritating because at that time I wanted to prepare food to break my fast too. Okay, then sometimes I cooked earlier and just reheated my food. At first the American told us her friend comes to teach her on her studies and later she gave excuse to help her with her thesis format. Isn't it weird, do people need friend to come every night just to help with thesis format? Last time the aussie girl normally go back before 11pm. But starting from september either she sometimes stays overnite or comes to our house in the morning too. In fact, sometimes I can see her in the afternoon too. I prefer to do my work at home, that's why I feel that she seems to be here all the time. Not only that she washed the dishes almost every nite and takes long time to do that too. It's so irritating and annoying too when a visitor is not just a visitor anymore. This is uni accommodation with 6 residents but not 7 residents. I just wonder why the American don't ever think about that. Owh..I forgot she is always selfish and self centred.

Last week in the hot day she even made herself just like home and preparing something for dinner alone. After she left, I asked the german and the filipino whether I should tell the American or not that I am not comfortable to see the Aussie girl everyday. They seemed ok with it. When I told kanda about that, she asked me to wait until the American submits her thesis which probably end of this month. Ok! fine...yup, it is better not to disturb her with this complaint while she is busy with her thesis, but about me huh? Last nite I raised that issue again to kanda. She told me that the American has submitted her thesis. Oh! no wonder yesterday the American told me that she took a knife from four season hotel yesterday. I guess she stayed there last Sunday to celebrate her submission...whatever. You know what kanda told me?????????????????????????????

Kanda: Better tak payah cakap. Nanti si german dan filipino tu balik. you pun balik. Nanti tinggal I dan dia je. Kalau diorang(si American and her girlfriend) takde, tinggallah I sensorang.

See how selfish is my kanda grrrrrrrrrrrr. Haritu dia yang kata dia geli dengan si lesbian nih. Dia yang kata rasa bersubahat dengan kelainan mereka. Sampai i terpaksa remind her that they are not muslim. Now, boleh pulak tolerate just because dia tak mau sensorang. Ni bukan pasal lesbian or not, ni pasal I tak selesa tengok orang lain dalam rumah ni hari-hari. I dah bayar fee knowing that it is for 6 residents not for 7...............I dah lama bersabar, hampir 4 bulan kan. Memang kalau boleh biarlah kami berpisah in good term. Taknaklah ada rasa tak puas hati due to my complaint. But seriously everytime I nampak si aussie tuh, bila I naik bilik nak writing terus bengang and it does affect my writing. Yelah kenapa I tak pi opis? I dah cuba, but seriously tak lancar menulis di opis. Dan satu lagi kenapa pula I yang keluar rumah kalau I tak selesa, nikan rumah I..I pay for it...................Ya, itulah dugaan at this finale stage.........bertabahlah

update at 10.25am:
Perlukah call HotFM? Tetiba-tiba isu yang dibicarakan pasal housemate pulak hehhehe.